I have wanted to buy
a car for some months now. With school
starting up, and the weather beginning to introduce temperatures that make
motorcycle riding less than ideal, I knew it was time. As with so many decisions in life, I would need
to make a list of what I really want, what I can get by with, and what I can
actually afford.
After the debilitating
depression I felt after throwing the first list in the trash, I was ready to
get down to business. Economy cars that actually
have tires and engines are not all that common these days, and those that are
cost too much. I entertained the notion
that maybe it was time to allow myself the heady pleasure of a “new car smell”,
but after a marathon session at the dealer, I had to admit that it was probably
a stretch to insist on no side windows and plastic tires instead of rubber.
And what COULD I actually live with and eventually be happy
driving? An engine with muscle would be
nice, but they usually don’t get very good gas mileage. Would it be worth owning a gas-guzzler, just
so I could take the Universalist pastor at the green light? Leather seating would be a treat. It’s unbecoming to arrive at someone’s house
for a visit looking like you’ve been shrink-wrapped with wet cotton cloth. I have also thought a hatchback would be
nice. Trunks are ok, but there’s just
something about folding down the rear seats, opening up the hatch, and loading
a lawnmower or four children into the back. Being a multi-faceted Pastor who leads a busy
life, I could probably even hold a lawnmower, AND four children! Don’t worry, I would bungee-cord all cargo.
But I have discovered that there’s something to be said for
just letting God lead me to the car that makes the most sense for me in the pricing
area, the dependability area, the economy area, the trust–the-guy-selling-it-to-me
area, and last but not least, the accoutrement area. That’s right:
Accoutrement. From the French,
meaning “That which is suited to the taste of a coot”.
Some might say the car I settled on is something kind of senior-citizenish. Fine, but I have come to realize that its
various old-fashioned charms are actually best described as a mobile man-cave. Looking around from my sunken, spring-loaded
cloth perch at the interior, with its rounded dash and expansive room; not to
mention the tiny, crevice-like instrumentation, I realize that this resembles a
cave on wheels. I guess the car-interior
mavens who planned the 1997, felt that Americans were livin’ large; free-wheeling
and inspired by their limitless potential!
I remember 1997 as the year my son was born and the year I collected a
record number of bottles on the side of the road.
But now my situation
has changed. Being a Pastor does bring
with it certain unforeseen mini-blessings.
Now I can relax and feel like even though I’m on my way to the hospital
or a meeting, I’m out of the office, and not at home with obnoxious noises. I’m out in a special zone where I am free to glide
along in my cave, relishing the personal space, stoking my fire if needed;
letting in more drafts if desired. I can
even reach back to my mini-fridge and grab a Dr. Pepper. And for entertainment, if I tire of hearing the
yesteryear melodrama of West Paris, or the cacophony of Norway’s mean streets,
I can roll up the window, reach under the dash and pull out a rolling drawer of
approximately 257 cassette tapes. All
alphabetized of course for safety’s sake. And the CONCERT SOUND II speakers lead you to
believe you are enjoying the acoustics of a well-rounded cave.
But I am in ministry.
I have places to go; people to see.
There will be kids to pick up and dump runs for senior saints to be made. And I am ready. I stand ready to open my cave to those who
need a place to go; to those who need to dispose of their unwanted stuff. I have no doubt that I can pack ten to twelve
children into the mobile man-cave. I may
be able to transport as much as 1.7 metric tons of trash to the transfer
station -after I get my sticker, of course. And if there is someone who decides to criticize
my sermon or cause trouble in the congregation, a hog-tied ride in the mobile man-cave
rear chamber should cure them of their devilry.
Yup, I’m all set. God
has led me to the right car. And God can
take care of your concerns, too. All that
is needed is patience and the solid conviction that He knows best what you need
and that He will supply it. Well, I’ve
got to sign off for now and go finish cleaning out the cave. A Pastor’s work is never done. PScott